I have heard the name of Dumbledore all my life and had to deal with the fact that my relatives First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place. She found him intelligent, but a bit cynical. After one attack on her Vessel goes too far she lets him have access to her Power. Pettigrew was dead. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. You're my Density linkffn(11033616) Harry tells the Ministry to fuck themselves at his trial. If only he gave a shit. He cited the prophecy held by Harry lost his trial at the beginning of his fifth year. She had not yet come across a letter from another certain student. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction M | Chapters: 3 | Words: 22,251 | Reviews: 712 | Favs: 5,647 | Follows: 1,544 | Updated: 8/14/2007 | Published: 7/6/2007 | Status: Complete | id: 3639659 | Language: English | Genre: Humor/Parody | Download: EPUB or MOBI, The Cupboard Series 1: The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Stargon1. "Why should I? After the death of his parents, baby Harry was set on the doorstep of his relatives, the Dursleys', who was his mother's relations. At the end of the year, he was almost killed trying to get the sorcerer's stone from the Mirror of Erised so Voldemort, who had been possessing Quirell, couldn't get it. Harry is expelled from Hogwarts after the Goblet of Fire and the Graveyard incident. ]I do not own Harry Potter or the Black Phone. "Both of your parents never loved you, that's why you were stuck with us after they were killed in the car crash." He's been accepted to the Rocky Mountain Institute of Spells and Sorcery.". nurturing at RMI that he needed so desperately from the Dursleys.". Heracles Black, nephew of his guardian Rigel Black, lives in America, away from all the drama across the sea, and quite frankly couldn't care less about it. Both have trained their whole lives to be the greatest witch and wizard they could beso why is it that when it comes to winning the other over, they both fall victim to methods they know nothing about? Eventually, Voldemort's horcruxes were destroyed in an explosion so large, the muggles It was enough to send the adults to prison for life and to send the Malfoy heir to a wizarding orphanage, since no Through the influence of Percy Weasley, the Burrow stayed well in 'Wizarding England.'. Adversary attacks. I had an idea to take Harry into a new future, one I hadnt tried before, anyway this story is how after a rather traumatic event in his young life he got to be more than just a wizard. Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord. At least, that's the official story. Dumbledore, dejected and rejected even by those that once worshiped his image, retired to his family home in Wales and spent the last years of his life trying to tell people that Voldemort would Unfortunately he'll still have to fight to survive. Unexpected Consequences by Siebenschlaefer. It had been Harry Potter & XMen & Sailor Moon. ", "Then you are of no use to me," Grindelwald said eerily calm, "Avada Kedavra.". The sound of wings flapping were heard and all three looked up as an owl appeared, theDaily Prophetin its talons. Harry dodged and cast a shield with his free hand and fired a reductor at the ground in front of the Dark Lord. "Mr. Potter tells me that an illegal owl redirect was placed on his home, preventing him from receiving all mail that wasn't keyed properly. You turned that loving, wonderful child into a bitter, sarcastic cynic.". A nation in flames. "Ah, Harry," the ancient wizard says, "please join us." Harry sits down and Snape says, "The Dark Lord wishes you to know that Dolohov acted completely on his own." The young man nods, "I had guessed as much. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction M | Chapters: 11 | Words: 27,596 | Reviews: 497 | Favs: 1,578 | Follows: 715 | Updated: 6/4/2009 | Published: 4/21/2009 | Status: Complete | id: 5010827 | Language: English | Genre: Romance | Characters: Harry P., Hermione G. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. understand the mysteries of girls. from Mr. Dumbledore in the past ten years only proves his callous and uncaring attitude in regard to my care. Harry holds the handwritten one in his hands. Fortunately, hes not nearly as alone or vulnerable as either his enemies or rivals had expected him to be. RMI! I look forward to starting at Hogwarts on 1st September. Before Damian Wayne. "You don't understand, do you? 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"Why not, Ling from San Diego.". something called an Owl redirect that forced my owl mail to go to another location. ._2a172ppKObqWfRHr8eWBKV{-ms-flex-negative:0;flex-shrink:0;margin-right:8px}._39-woRduNuowN7G4JTW4I8{margin-top:12px}._136QdRzXkGKNtSQ-h1fUru{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;margin:8px 0;width:100%}.r51dfG6q3N-4exmkjHQg_{font-size:10px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.5px;line-height:12px;text-transform:uppercase;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center}.r51dfG6q3N-4exmkjHQg_,._2BnLYNBALzjH6p_ollJ-RF{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex}._2BnLYNBALzjH6p_ollJ-RF{margin-left:auto}._1-25VxiIsZFVU88qFh-T8p{padding:0}._2nxyf8XcTi2UZsUInEAcPs._2nxyf8XcTi2UZsUInEAcPs{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-widgetColors-sidebarWidgetTextColor)} But being unique wasn't all it turned out to be. ._12xlue8dQ1odPw1J81FIGQ{display:inline-block;vertical-align:middle} It wasn't an easy transition for Harry, but eventually the Professor and his wife found He frowned. 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