what would happen? If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? And the best part is, there's actually science behind those "high-thoughts" that keep you up at night. Happiness will soon knock your door. 3) I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Why do we call it a hot water heater if the water is already hot? I would like to know who is the most handsome man on this Earth? Are individuals buried with their braces on? Its not fair indeed chocolates can stain your teeth brown but a chewing gum doesnt stain them white. She is here to share her thoughts and experiences and enrich the lives of few if not many. 1. If you speak only one language, what will you be called? This is one of the unanswerable questions about life that might not matter much, but makes you think. It is, however, done by a whole bunch of people every day. Her lovable niche includes mental health, parenting, childcare, and self-improvement. READ ALSO: 50+ romantic messages to ease your man's stress after a long day. Mitch Hedberg A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. "There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it." Mindy Kaling 2. McDonalds has Happy meals. Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra? It is just a simple idea that popped in suddenly and does not carry any meaningful revelation. Fortunate are those who still find their soulmate. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Bradbury shows how unique ideas, such as the ones expressed by Clarisse, can affect how a person, Guy Montag, thinks and acts. These weird random thoughts can happen to anyone, especially when they are bored. 3. Register NowSign InCancel This contest requires users to be registered in order to vote. Everything is possible if you believe enough. 20 signs that you love someone. We say noses run but they are fixed in one place. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still Why Are They Called Apartments when They Are All Stuck Together? Do I Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when its made out of BEEF? Almost everyone gets random thoughts because our mind is incredibly questioning everything around us. Is time a human construct or an universal truth of the natural laws? Right? Probably No. 2. In life, we can never have time. Wondering Right? 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Check your inbox to be the first to know the hottest news. Human brains have a rewind and fast forward button, know why? Funny thought of the day "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andy Rooney "At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other." - Ann Landers Trust me. Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Why is the Man Who Invests All Your Money Called a Broker? Cheese and chocolates are the most used ingredients. 2. Ok We're sorry, but it appears that you are using an anonymous proxy. Why doesnt GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle? You may be thinking about strange things because you are bored and exhausted, and all of the events of the day are replaying in your head. So, here are some thoughts that will make them ponder over why they should get an education. Can anyone lying in bed always thinks of having sex? Our wandering mind can never go idle. They're all side by side, leaving as little space between them as possible. This batch of fresh and moderately funny Twitter jokes and thoughts is a healthy mix of absurd humor, relatable jokes, and silly little anecdotes most people can appreciate. 3. If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry? It helps to de-stress and keeps her mentally agile. Jack Kerouac Love only grows by sharing. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and you get rid of all but just one, what do you call it? Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". Katina Tarver, MA (Mental Health and Wellness Counseling) , Life & Relationship Coach Amazing! Wayne Dyer Practice kindness all day to everybody and you will realize you're already in heaven now. A fresh baked Pizza is a circle but we eat it as a triangle. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it. Because we are equally competent to delve into our past and make unlimited plans for the future. Can you walk backwards over a staircase? Go to bed, you will feel good the next morning. Its just a string of thought. Usually, these thoughts are irrelevant and involuntary to the situation. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. 3. stomach? Pathological liars never really tell the truth, so it's hard to believe a word that comes out of their mouths. Is it possible for two people to experience the same thing at the same time, somewhere in this world? Mostly, we are the worst at what we show to others and best at what we hide from others. Can you fall asleep and say resting my eyes? Way to go! Now, kids want their parents not to trust the things they see on Facebook and Instagram. 9 Points to Ponder. Central Consumer Resource for Helpful Information. forwards? If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box what color would it change to? Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway? Do you agree? Keep them safe. Nothing is ever really on fire, but rather fire is on things. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? This, however, can be achieved only if we ask those questions with full honesty.. However, some thoughts aren't critical but can blow your mind when they appear. A friend who understands your moments of silence is the closest to you. But we shouldn't forget we are here to live life to its fullest, not just to exist. People wait at the bus stop to board a bus. Here is a list of silly questions that make you think: 1. Even more, laughter also acts as a cheat sheet when it comes to getting a toned stomach. The best things in life are hard to achieve but they are worth pursuing. A parcel sent by a car is called a shipment, but a parcel sent by a ship is called Cargo. Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? Do fish in water have a hidden life where they go to school, hang out, study, and get married? Vanilla extract is brown in color, but the vanilla ice cream is white. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4. Random Thoughts. If it was only a 3-hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes? . #2 Isn't the word "FAT" just look like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word "EAT" #3 I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen! Your warm touch, affectionate hugs make me feel so special. Why do we bang a remote control when the battery starts getting weaker? Isnt it so? Never be afraid of being different from others; as this can only make you unique. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Two villains of human life are ignorance and arrogance. For example, you might be wondering why chickens can't fly. C16: from medieval Latin dictionarium (manuale) or dictionarius (liber) 'manual or book of words', from Latin dictio (see diction ). Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? Really worth knowing to know the secrets of a happy and long life. Do blind Eskimos heave seeing-eye sled dogs? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and hell believe you. Your wandering mind can never switch off; otherwise the brain would have shut down. Sep 13, 2021 - Explore Marie Grace Santiago's board "Tagalog Funny Quotes" on Pinterest. How important does a person have to be before they are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"? 100 Funny Work Quotes 1. Katina Tarver is a life coach, who has received her MA degree in Mental Health and Wellness Counseling, and a BS degree in Psychology. Is grass really greener on the other side? What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? 50+ romantic messages to ease your man's stress after a long day. People often say it was a sweet revenge. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? There are several issues with this question. first, the color or the fruit? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? We have seen Easter bunnies carry eggs. You can try out. Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? It has to answer questions to obtain explanations of the unknown. Quotes tagged as "words-to-ponder" Showing 1-30 of 52. People who experience the manic phase of bipolar disorder or those who get panic attacks should visit a clinical psychologist or a medical center for long term cure. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. Why do they sterilize lethal injections? 2) When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran? 13. Chasing dreams or accomplishing goals. Why is it so? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? How will you react, if you meet your playschool friend after 25 years? Saying sorry and thank you too often is a sign of courtesy that everyone does and few only feel. Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If we are clear about its existence. If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them? Is it a necessity, comfort, or luxury? 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